It's been 4.5 weeks and Jane and I have decided that it's about time that this kid starts to learn how to use a toilet like a real American. Until then, we've started to use infant hand cuffs. Besides he can start learning his colors and numbers as he counts the links in his chain and contemplates his incarceration. In the spirit of A Christmas Carol, we'll add a link to his chain for every poopy diaper that dad has to change.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Potty Training Regiment
It's been 4.5 weeks and Jane and I have decided that it's about time that this kid starts to learn how to use a toilet like a real American. Until then, we've started to use infant hand cuffs. Besides he can start learning his colors and numbers as he counts the links in his chain and contemplates his incarceration. In the spirit of A Christmas Carol, we'll add a link to his chain for every poopy diaper that dad has to change.
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Eric has a strange sense of humor.
That's right - start Ben out KNOWING who is boss!
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